feeding the Ego, part 1

Uuug. The joys about pear-shaped phone conversations! Just had ANOTHER one with (what should be) my better half. Thing is, I once heard (or I might have thought of this myself…) one of the fundamental rules of being the gal in a relationship is simply keeping his ego well-fed. When one thinks about this, it’s really pretty true. Big ego = a happy chappy. Women have proven time and again that you can get a guy to do almost anything if he thinks it makes him bigger and better. Kinda like a big, half wild dog: keep its belly full and it happy and it’s your loyal “best friend”. But abuse it in anyway and that’s it; you’re gonna be turned on, and that’s it; you’re gonna be turned on, and you will be the next meal to fill its belly and satisfy it.
If you want to, feel free to refute this. But it’s true.

There are two fundamental behavioral rules that should always be followed if one wishes to keep the beast happy:
1) Act (with “act” being the operative word) like the cute, innocent, little angel-eyed girl who needs a hero.
2) Never ever tease him, as this violates the unspoken law of physically abusing his ego. Its pretty much inline with the law that forbids a guy from informing his gal that her bum is big (which, when we come right down to it, means that he aint getting any. So of course it’s a law he never wants to violate).